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Tuesday, 05/10/2005
The Teachers ..
Now Playing: - Silverstein / Giving Up -
In the lunch room, there are numerous teachers that come in and out of the lunch area, the ugliest, stupidest, and most celebrity resembling people to ever roam the halls of Upper Darby High School. Among them is Stone Cold Steve Austin, or his teaching name, Mr. Gilbert. With bald head, unclean facial hair, and bald head, he scares the 4 everyday with unsaid threats of a Stone Cold Stunner. There's another man, resembling the youngest child on Malcolm In The Middle, his teaching name unknown to the 4 boys, he is simply referred to as ' Dewey '. With his boyish face, teenage haircut, and small stature, he is a common target for the boys jokes. Among the others is a woman so ugly, so bum looking, that she has 2 names. Henderson, the genius he is, noticed her uncanny resemblance to the Sad Penguin from Trigger Happy TV. James also called her ' Hobo '. She wears clothes that look like she digged in the Salvation Army's trash, and her face is constantly stuck in a sad position. When she smiles, the boys all coil in fear, because when she shows her teeth, she looks like an escaped mental patient. One of her assosciates, who as ' Dewey ', has an unknown teacher name, there is the most foulest, ugliest, scariest individual to ever walk the earth. Not Satan, not Micheal Jackson, but the infamous, ' Yuckmouth '. With teeth so horribe they make people scream in fright and old women drop to their knees in silent screams, it looks like a mad man went medieval on his teeth with a hacksaw and tire iron. His smiles are tainted with bad teeth, and wrinkles unattainble. These are some of the people that plague 5th period lunch.
Posted by 5thlunch05
at 8:37 PM EDT
How It All Begins ..
Now Playing: - Silverstein / Smile In Your Sleep -
Matt Henderson, Steve Norris, Steve Nixon, and James Harris. 4 kids all on the road to hell. Join us in the confessions of a table of the most lewd, horrible, and disgusting individuals that you will ever come across. Norris, the Jew. Nixon, the tall one. Henderson, Satan's offspring, and Harris, the lesbian hair cut child. Join us as daily updates chronicle the things said by these horrible people, and their journey from 5th period lunch to sitcoms in hell.
Posted by 5thlunch05
at 8:21 PM EDT
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